why is this being presented as comical advice. i think it’s nice
Sabrina discovering that she would have to leave the mortal world behind // me If I discovered that I would have to leave the mortal world behind
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30 DAYS OF HORROR CHALLENGE: 1/7 Creatures → Gashadokuro
A Gashadokuro (がしゃどくろ) is a japanese spirit, whose name can be translated to “starving skeleton”. They take the form of giant skeletons, fifteen times taller than an average person, monsters made of the amassed bones of people who died of starvation or in battle without a proper burial. They appear after midnight, catching lonely travelers and biting their heads off to drink the blood pouring out of their bodies. Gashadokuro also possess the powers of invisibility and indestructibility, but specific Shinto charms are said to ward them off. Those spirits arrival can be sensed, since their approach will cause their victims to hear a loud ringing in the ear.
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me: logs into gmail from a different computer
my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself
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Tryna get nutted on by the same dude for the rest of my life.
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